You know you have a big dog when....
You know you have a big dog when....
1. The sound of running water makes you jump and yell "OUTSIDE!"
2. You tell your dog to sit and he backs up til he finds a chair.
3. It takes 3 people to get him on the scale at the vet's.
4. You walk your dog and everyone knows him by name yet you don't know who
the people are.
5. You can carry on a conversation with a dog's muzzle firmly implanted
in
your crotch.
6. You own a dog capable of pulling someone from a port-a-potty.
7. You carry a tape measure when shopping for a new vehicle.
8. You keep at least one color-coded "drool" towel in every room.
9. After banishing your husband to another room, the snoring still keeps
you
awake.
10. Visitors enter your house holding their private parts protectively.
11. You toss your dog a ball and cringe when he almost hits his head on
the
doorway.
12. You take your dog for a ride and he rests his head on your arm causing
you to make random right turns.
13. You have given up on water dishes and just use the bathtub.
14. You have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog wants
a
drink.
15. Your dog can see what you are cooking and insists on helping
with the preparation.
16. The pizza delivery people tell you to meet them on the sidewalk.
17. You purchase a big screen TV and still can't see the program when your
dog stands in front of it.
